Jot 72

I am Johannes Herzog.

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Hamburg, Germany

June 26

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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June 7

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Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she’s available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to “cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair”. FML

May 19